Mac OS X
- An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted."
- A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. So it walks up and asks "mind if I join you?"
- 3 Database admins walked into a NoSQL bar... a little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table
- I mostly tell jokes about UDP. But you probably don't get them
- If you want to hear an ICMP joke, just ping me